When you want raunchy yet crisp, full, amp-like high gain goodness, look no further than the O$teen Di$tortion. Listen, friend, you don't have time in your life to not Make Every Note a Solo, so sow your seed of $149.99 to pump your tone full of health and wealth and get Your Best Tone Now with a three-band EQ. Also features soft touch relay bypass.

Listen,Friend-Controls the output volume.
Wealth-Controls the amount of gain in
the circuit.
Health-A three-band EQ for maximum
versatility. To the left cuts the levels of the
labelled frequency. To the right boosts it.